In this modern day sitcom,
our actors play out the drama that takes place every single day in the
World of Facebook....
1) The "Lurker" - Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.
2) The "Hyena" - Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything ...
3) "Mr./Ms. Popular" - Has 4367 friends for no reason.
4) The "Gamer" - Has a virtual farm and diligently plows their fields, Plays Words With Friends (while googling new words to play), is a gangsta in Mafia Wars, is Martha Stewart and bakes virtual cakes and on and on and on..... ALL DAY and NIGHT LONG.
5) The "Prophet" - Every post makes reference to God or Jesus.
6) The "Thief" - Steals status updates, picture quotes, and anything that might make them look funny, witty or wise...(and will probably steal this one).
7) The "Cynic" - Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
8) The "Collector" - Never posts anything either, but joins every group, and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9) The "Promoter" - Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10) The "Liker" - Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the "like" button.
11) The "Hated" - Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life.
12) The "Anti-Proofreader" - This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don't know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell
13) The "Drama Queen/King" - This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They are gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong...but then they never finish telling the story.
14) The "Comedian" - This person consistently tries to be funny...but never is.
15) The "News Anchor" - Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary
16) The "Rooster" - Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning or Good Night".
*We are not sure where this originated, but thought it was too funny not to share! (We did edit it a bit). Please feel free to share!
-Sister Pester
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